Costco Shopping Trip

From an e-mail I recieved -Candi

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bad of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a MAN behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did HE think I had, and elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told HIM that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told HIM that is was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that i works is to lad you pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat on or tow every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my storey.) Horrified, HE asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told HIM no, I stepped off a cub to sniff and Irish Setter's behind and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind HIM was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Costco won't let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people.
They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.